News Flash......Squirrels in Sioux City Iowa suffering from obesity! Officials report local man contributes to the overweight dilemma for spoiled rodents who should be hibernating. Ramond Santi, soon to be retiree, has been supplying the neighborhood inhabitants with seed, corn and leftover pumpkins. At last report - Mr. Santi has been seen with a new assistant who seems to be eager to learn the art of squirrel stuffing. Mr. Santi and said helper can be seen in the following picture putting out new corn cobs, a much sought after snack for the fur covered gooballs suffering from the munchies.
In this picture - the assistant catches on quickly under the tutelage of Mr. Santi.
As you can see in this photo - Mr. Santi likes to provide buffet style dining for all the patrons.
Officials have yet to decide if Mr. Santi is breaking any laws or ordinances, but warn citizens that feeding , (or overfeeding) your neighborhood squirrels might just mean roof or car damage from the lardball falling out of the tree after his blubber finally breaks that branch or causes him to lose his balance and fall!
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