Sunday, March 23, 2008

Pheasant Season?

"Hey - what's that - you got a new truck? "

"Sure - we got rid of the Trailblazer and got a GMC Acadia."

"How does it drive?"

"Great - it even hunts pheasants...."

"What!?!?!"


Tank of Gas to drive home from Minnesota = $60

Snacks for ride home = $8

Smacking that fat bird (who I saw take off from the ditch, but it was too late to do anything) going 70 mph with the center of that new windshield = Priceless.....no wait - I guess NOT! Considering this new windshield will be worth a whole lot more than some bird. Not what I consider "pheasant under glass".

Honestly it was like an accident in slow-mo. No one inside was hurt - but I'll bet that bird had at least a splitting headache. (I didn't go back and look to see if it was still alive) - and actually Jakson didn't even wake up when it happened.

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